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If You Love Someone
Posted on Oct 30th, 2006
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The Daily Buddha
The Daily Buddha
I hope everyone had a joyous weekend, full of adventure and learning. I thought I would start the week off with a little humor based on different points of view. Everyone remembers the t-shirt of poster that says - If you love some one then set them free..... Well after pondering how that could be interpreted by different people in different times I offer the following:
If You Love Someone
If You Love Someone
Shakespeare: if you love someone, Set them free .... If they ever comes back, their yours, If they don't, here's the poison, kill yourself for them.
Optimist: If you love someone, Set them free .... Don't worry, they will come back.
Suspicious: If you love someone, Set them free .... If they ever come back, ask them why.
Impatient: If you love someone, Set them free .... If they don't comes back within some time forget them.
Patient: If you love someone, Set them free .... If they don't come back, continue to wait until they come back.
Playful: If you love someone, Set them free ....*If they come back, and if you love them still, set them free again, repeat*
C++ Programmer: if(you-love(m_ they)) m_ they.free() if(m_ they == NULL) m_ they = new C they;
Lawyers: If you love someone, Set them free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....
Bill Gates: If you love someone,Set them free, If they come back, I think we can charge them for re-installation fees but tell them that their also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist: If you love someone, Set them free, they will evolve.
Statisticians: If you love someone, Set them free, If they love you, the probability of them coming back is high If they don't, the distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.
Careless: If you love someone, Set them free .... If they ever come back, deal! If they don't, so what! "NEXT".
Salesman: If you love someone, Show them the plan .... If they ever come back, sign them up, If they don't, keep following up with them and never give up!
Positive: If you love someone, set them free .... if they come back great! If not then I can always get someone else.
Buddhist: If you love someone, show them the way. When they come back they will have no memory of you what-so-ever.
Realist: If you love someone WHY SET THEM FREE IN THE FIRST PLACE???????
Peace and Love, Jim
Suspicious: If you love someone, Set them free .... If they ever come back, ask them why.
Impatient: If you love someone, Set them free .... If they don't comes back within some time forget them.
Patient: If you love someone, Set them free .... If they don't come back, continue to wait until they come back.
Playful: If you love someone, Set them free ....*If they come back, and if you love them still, set them free again, repeat*
C++ Programmer: if(you-love(m_ they)) m_ they.free() if(m_ they == NULL) m_ they = new C they;
Lawyers: If you love someone, Set them free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....
Bill Gates: If you love someone,Set them free, If they come back, I think we can charge them for re-installation fees but tell them that their also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist: If you love someone, Set them free, they will evolve.
Statisticians: If you love someone, Set them free, If they love you, the probability of them coming back is high If they don't, the distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.
Careless: If you love someone, Set them free .... If they ever come back, deal! If they don't, so what! "NEXT".
Salesman: If you love someone, Show them the plan .... If they ever come back, sign them up, If they don't, keep following up with them and never give up!
Positive: If you love someone, set them free .... if they come back great! If not then I can always get someone else.
Buddhist: If you love someone, show them the way. When they come back they will have no memory of you what-so-ever.
Realist: If you love someone WHY SET THEM FREE IN THE FIRST PLACE???????
Peace and Love, Jim
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This is great! Thank you for posting this. : )
Samme
I agree! This is great. Just what I needed to read today :)
This was just too, too cool. the Bill Gates one had me crackin up being that I cannot install my Microsoft Word again, because I installed on another computer, (that crashed). Now I have to buy word all over again. THAT BILLY BOY!
I am so glad to find this. I really needed to remember this right now. Thanks so much.